CockHouse Attack

N. To be striked by a penis in a circular motion. Can be damaging but depends entirely on the girth and length of the cock as well as speed.

"Dude, remember that girl i hooked up with last night?"

"Yea, man"

"Haha, I CockHouse Attacked the shit out of her and she has a mushroom print now hahaha"

by 13thkill July 4, 2009

re-cock-ulous

A fancy way of calling something ridicuous but in a more colorful way

"Holy shit that stunt was fucking re-cock-ulous"

by MikaKrysta January 11, 2008

Cockflosser

A whore with a big enough gap between her teeth that you can throw your dick between her choppers.

My homeboy Gill threw a party and there were nothing but cockflossers rolling around. Keep your Gills Clean!

by Pfife Dogg July 7, 2008

cockamous

A word yelled in complete frustration. Or to call someone out who is being a cock, or just super stupid.

"you fuckin' cockamous"
OR
"cockamous!"

by Get.Dat.Peach. April 19, 2018

Cockjoust

The action in which two fellow males whip their footlong cocks out after one is cockblocked (when a worthy opponent slaps his cock over yours as you’re about to achieve penetration) and engage in a duel of the fate

“Jim came in and cockblocked me when I was about to meet insertion; I had no choice but to formally challenge him to a cockjoust”

by No.ope December 7, 2021

cockamous obliterate

The act of destroying a females vaginal sugar walls. This act can only be performed with a large penis (over 6in). The cockamous obliterate has been performed if the female is crying, bleeding, and screaming. Be safe kids!

"dude i'd love to cockamous obliterate her pussy!"

by Get.Dat.Peach. April 19, 2018

cockulus

Excessively pedantic, based on Professor Calculus from Herge's Tintin books. Also used as a general term of abuse.

Listen to Professor Cockulus over there...

by q808 May 31, 2007