Cockulator

When a Asian girl does math equations on your penis.

Brandon Ha walked in the room and showed everyone the equations on his cockulator

by Tekosha March 9, 2017

cockulation

the calculation of ones cock.

Cole B. has ABSOLUTELY NO COCKULATION, due to the fact that he is cockless.

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 5, 2010

Count Cockula

When a a girl/guy is fucking another girl/guy and an accident occurs in the process of oral or penitration where an amount of blood eminates from said persons genitils/other body part.

"Did you hear what happened to (said chick)?!"
"Yeah I heard she was giving (said guy) a blowjob and his dick started to bleed!"
"Dude she's such a count cockula!"

by theshortbusrider June 25, 2009

Cockulant

When a person, usually male but also could be female acts like such a jerk or a dick they are acting cockulant

Our manager is so mean today I wonder what is making him so cockulant?

by mistressd November 15, 2015

cockulator

A swift swash with a calculor to the cock.
The male version of the bonchulator

That bitch done dropped me to the floor with that crochulator.

by Krispy February 27, 2004

cockulary

See ricockulous, substitute for "dictionary"

by Viper November 21, 2002

Cockulation

A girl’s thought process when she approximates the size of a man’s dick before she goes home with him.

“According to my cockulation, he’s got a pretty weak dick game.”

by Cockulator January 12, 2018