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Cocktease

1.) A girl who flirts with boys but has no intention of hooking up with them. Often giving them the impression that she has interest, but this will usually lead into a trap, or essentially "tricking" the boy into developing feelings for the girl. And in turn the boy will be stunned when he is rejected. Girls who do this are typically whores, and/or starved for attention. AVOID AT ALL COST!
2.) A girl who dresses provocatively, often focusing on her breasts, or ass as highlighted features to help draw attention of males. She uses this to arrouse boys at her disposal if successful. Hence the term "Cockteaser". On a sidenote: these girls will tend to act innocent as if they didn't know what they were doing, or what is going on. If a cocktease should ever give you the line "Well you read too much into it." SIMPLY RESPOND: "NO SHIT COCKTEASE, YOU GAVE OUT ALL THE SIGNALS YOU FUCKING WHORE!" OR "JESUS, YOUR SUCH A FUCKING COCKTEASE!"
Hannah talks to Eric and gives him several hints that she likes him. Some are subtle, but most are obvious. Over the course of time he will develope a friendship with the cocktease, and eventually ask her out on a date. When this happens she will either flat-out reject him or give him some lame brain excuse. When in reality, Hannah is fucking black guys in mall-parking lots left & right and God knows where else. Hannah is liar/cunt/whore...but above all, A COCKTEASE!
by Newsflash February 19, 2008
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Handy Cocktree

When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.
Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!
by disorca July 19, 2010
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Cocktease

What would men do without a cocktease? More men would commit suicide since they can't seem to live without one.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2018
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Cocktension

-noun
1. The tension one experiences before receiving a two eyed dose of cock.

2. What the world is held together by, but also torn apart by.
The cocktension was palpable and unfortunately, you cannot cut cocktension with a knife.
by Harry Herring March 26, 2009
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Cocktoss

Someone who is completely devoid of any and all common decency, or manners, and doesn't acknowledge any wrong doing on their part.

Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.
Did you see that? That cocktoss just ran a red light and almost hit me!
by FBC82 April 16, 2019
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cockteaser

when a promo / teaser / preview for a television show fails to deliver on the promises of romance, death, infidelity or other dramatic reveals.
What the hell, Chuck and Blair totally didn't hook up on Gossip Girl last night like the CW's cockteaser promised.

That so wasn't the most dramatic Bachelor episode ever. ABC was airing some major cockteasers.
by LilyCornucopia March 17, 2009
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cocktease

a flirtacious girl or woman who is all touchy feely, often giggly, and will make out with almost any guy who pays attention to her for more than 5 minutes, however, won't so much as give you a hand job after you take her home.
that little cocktease left me blueballed last night.
mom, you're such a fucking cocktease
by captain fuckstick August 19, 2003
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