cockade

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008

cockheaded imbecile

1. A person who's head is swollen into giant cock form; a moron.

2. A term of endearment.

1. Sally: Jimmy told me he loves me.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.

by abovetherain March 14, 2017

Cocktazed

When your girl is having a long or continuous orgasm and she acts like she’s been tazed and having an epileptic attack.

I cocktazed my girl last night and I thought the cops broke in the house and tazed her.

by Juan & Maggie June 23, 2019

Cocktorate

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead

Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate

by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

Cocktease Ho

1. A girl that flirts with boys but doesn't want to date them or hook up with them. She ends up leading multiple guys on and eventually shoots them down or rejects them last minute.

2. A girl who craves attention from men so that she can use them. (Warning: STAY AWAY FROM COCKTEASE HO's)

Rebecca talks to a new student and gives him several hints that she likes him. Some are small and subtle, while others are obvious.

Over the course of a year he starts to develop a friendship with Rebecca, and eventually asks her out and tells her his true feelings. But when this happens she will either reject him or give him some lame excuse.

But what she is actually doing is screwing with his head and flirting with other guys because she is attention seeking and a ho.

Rebecca is nothing more than A COCKTEASE HO

by smooth DoGoodWork criminal December 16, 2009

Cocktales

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cocktagenarian

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).

The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006