cocksthma

Difficulty breathing symptomatic of prolonged oral exposure to the male organ.

Example Sentence A: While overjoyed at Shane’s safe return from the front the previous evening, Shelly gasped as she reluctantly phoned her employer, seeking the day off due to another severe case of cocksthma.

Example Sentence B: Is Courtney Cocksthma favorite actor?

by 77B Dalton August 18, 2019

Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.

Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.

by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021

Cockstralia

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.

Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?

by Professor Dive March 9, 2021

cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.

Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008

cockstrap

a leather strap (fastened by buckles, snaps, velcro, etc) used as a cock ring

he had his cockstrap on the loosest snap but when he lost his erection it all fell off

by Eumolpus September 16, 2007

cockstraw

a dirty, nasty, filthy man penis, that when thirsty for that manjuice; you suck it as if the penis was a straw.

Dibba: Dude Felicia was licking my balls, then she started sucking my cock.

Kris: Ya man, she drinks from that cockstraw mother fucker.

Mo: Hoo Rah.

by S. Jab. April 10, 2008

Cockstuck

The opposite of cockblocked, cockstuck is when you enjoy the sex you are having so much, you cannot leave the girl you are having it with, even if Ex.1- she is having the same sex with your best friend, Ex.2- she's crazy, or Ex.3- your balls are so blue they are bound to fall off at any given moment.

I've been wanting to dump her for a few months now, but the bitch has me cockstuck! I have nightmares about our raucous lovemaking sessions every night!

by silasam July 5, 2010