cockapide

The art of making a human centipede situation but joining cock to ass.

Last night I lead the human cockapide it was a great time to be upfront

by Ryn025 August 31, 2020

cockrider

Your mom when she rides her tight wet pussy on my hard throbbing cock all night long.

Johnny, your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why??

Because she's a fucking slutty cockrider.

by bob April 25, 2003

Cock spider

The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.

I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.

by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016

cocksmiler

a smiling penis

stop giggling u cocksmiler!

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Cock Spider

An accidental creature created when Eric misheard the phrase "Clock Spider" The Cock Spider is a penis with 8 spidery legs. The Cock Spider's arch enemy is the Cock Biter

A:"Did you see the pictures of Clock Spider?"
E:"WHAT?! A COCK SPIDER?"
A:"What? no- wait... cock spider?"
E:"....sounds pretty cool"
E""I SMELL A DOODLE COMING UP

by Andy The Idea Maker December 20, 2008

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016

Cockapide

When you get all your mates together and fuck each other in the ass in a circle so when 1 thrusts you all do.

Hey boys wanna get together tonight for our
bi-monthly cockapide?

by BDWP August 31, 2020