cocksnot

A cocksnot is the residual drip of semen left hanging from then end of you penis after sexual intercourse.

Pass the kleenex dear ive got a right cocksnot.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Cocknostril

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.

"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."

by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010

cocksnot

jiz, cum, the secretion from penis when an orgasm has been obtained.

i blew my cocksnot all over my mother in laws face, while my wife was shopping for my birthday present

by quwee bob November 23, 2003

Cocktooth

(adj/noun)being and ignorant dick/ass/bitch; often used as a comeback towards critisizm or in place of a noun.

turbett says,"Your so gay".
then you respond with,"your such a stupid fucking dickhole cocktooh asmunching cockworshiping cockmunk mother fucker that no one likes/loves or ever will like/love".
or
HEY COCKTOOTH! GET OVER HERE.
or
YOUR A COCKTOOTH

by brandon troxell February 10, 2007

Cockshot

A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.

You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.

by TwistedMotherFucker December 18, 2010

cocksnozzle

Originally used to refer to a old and decrepit rooster, the term was adapted to be used as an insult to a man's masculinity.

"Bob was such a cocksnozzle at the party last night, he didn't even talk to any girls."

by Jack the Word Maker April 24, 2010

Cocksnoggle

1. A very unpleasant person, normally used when that person is being a completely insufferable cock.
2. When you both snuggle and snog a cock at the same time.

1. Person 1: Oh hey man I thought you and John were friends

Person 2: Nah man, one day he was being such a cocksnoggle, I told him he could fuck off and I never saw him again

2. Guy 1: yo my girl was both snuggling and snogging my cock.

Guy 2: Woah man, you've got a girl that has mastered the arts of the cocksnoggle.

by Blade N June 16, 2018