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cocksnap

A term used by immature individuals hoping to gain notoriety at someone else's expense. Most commonly used among elite members of a community who are often looked up to
by the people they mercilessly mock.
Example 1: "The fact that 'Cocksnap' has a name but nobody uses it is disturbing."

Example 2: "So-and-so asked 'cocksnap' to enter a contest just so they could make fun."

Example 3: "Somebody made a myspace page to make fun of 'cocksnap'".

Example 4: "That long-running joke about 'cocksnap' is tainting the scene."

Examples 5: "People who call her 'cocksnap' are cowards hiding behind their social clique."

Example 6: "Nothing 'cocksnap' does justifies the extreme cruelty exhibited by the clique."
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cock slap

using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.
if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!
by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003
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Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
.
Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.
by Rauchy Rauch April 1, 2008
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cockslammer

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.
by Path March 23, 2004
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Roundhouse Cock-Slap

Retaliating to an insult by rising from your chair, leaping into the air, spreading your arms wide and rotating in a helicopter like fashion in order to create enough centrifugal force to stun your opponent with your rapidly revolving cock.
My boss gave me a poor performance evaluation so I leapt from my chair and roundhouse cock-slapped the son of a bitch with such force that the resounding thunder clap of my cock striking his cheek left a Phallic shaped bruise that lasted for a week.
by Germanicus Cockslapickus October 1, 2016
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cock slap

When a male human uses his penis to slap someone. Usually done at full length, but not completely stiff to allow for a whipping action. Commonly used against passed out victums. (Can be slightly painful for the slapper, but the comic effect is usually worth it)
Did you get cock slapped last night? You have a mushroom bruise on your cheek.

If you don't shut up I am gonna cock slap you in your sleep.
by Jaunito September 1, 2006
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cockslammer

a really big faggot or someone who likes to slam cocks down their throat at high speeds
you want to fuck my 14 year old sister? fuck you u fucking cockslammer
by lambogod December 30, 2012
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