Smegma Cockmuncher

A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.

I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher

by Smegma Cocklicker January 13, 2011

cockmungerer

an individual who frequently and habitually mungers the cock

joe stop mungering the cock for fuck sake you cockmungerer

by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

[Cockrum]

A reference to the product after oral sex between two or more gay pirates, usually used to highlight their mutual sin.

Cook: Oi Shanks! What be that dripping from the first-mate's beard?

Shanks:Arg! That be the jolly captain's Cockrum dripping from his beard!

by Jan Smith July 28, 2006

cockpunch

A closed fist hitting of the male genitalia, meant to evoke surprise and/or pain.

Dave Haldane was not prepared for the extreme cockpunching he would receive for not giving Rachel a part in school's production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

by Johnny Hops May 4, 2005

cockrangler

One who rangles a cock

Shut up cockrangler

by seski October 5, 2003

Cockmunch

a really annoying person. tends to mooch off his friends, has a crackwhore girlfriend, and tends to say,"That's cool.", "Cool Story, Bro.","xD" after everything. They also think they're hilarious and that they are top shit.

Ryan is such a cockmunch!

by bitchassniggahoe September 11, 2011

cockpunch

The name of a hardcore band, and the action of punching somebody in the dick.

puncher: hey dude, guess what?
victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher?
puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick
victim: okay
puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!

by xphilcf297x July 14, 2009