Cockcopta

When a male derobes and spins his appendage like a heilcopter.

James did the cockcopta last night after tomany beers

by JLSWIFTY September 17, 2016

Cockhopper

A promiscuous woman.

That woman is a real cockhopper. I saw her out with her boss last night and your dad this morning. Where are you going with her?

by J-Daddy September 24, 2006

Cockopotamus

One who is so slutty that they are filled so full of cock that they become the size of a hippopotamus. Can apply to both male and female and is only to be used on the sluttiest of people.

Ashley is such a slut, she slept with the whole damn school, what a cockopotamus.

by Stonedasfuck159 December 5, 2009

cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.

When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

cockporn chicken

kentucky fried chickens pop corn chiken mispronounced in order to get a good joke and a laugh...

KFC: can i have your order?
You: Yes one cockporn chicken please?
KFC: the treo or just the chicken sir?
You: Roflcopter.

by D.U.I June 11, 2008

Cockpocket

1. A woman's vagina
2. A woman with whom you are having a strictly physical relationship.

"Jane hides things in her cockpocket"

"Did you see Russel's new cockpocket? Her tits are bigger than Jane's!"

by Norman January 14, 2004

cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010