Crocodile Smiles

Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.

Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.

by DIABOLIC4L June 23, 2007

crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

Cockadile Tears

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011

cocodile

A cocodile is a crocodile but infinitely cooler

that cocodile was so cool

by NotNotNotNeil June 25, 2022

cockdiver

1. A derogatory term for homosexuals.

2. A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.

3. A baseless insult.

Todd, you're a cockdiver!~

by feelin disturbed January 27, 2004

Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

by Argonak April 12, 2008