cockface

A word used in place of dickface to broaden your oh so important vocabulary of insults

TJ and Chris both act like cockfaces in Yahoo chat.

by Mario - Mar September 21, 2005

cockface

A Quote from the Trey Parker and Matt Stone classic Film "Team America " The term Cockface means someone who is a Tool or a Douchebag or Smartass.

I might say about a suicide bomber . "wow that guy is a huge Cockface

by N andreson December 30, 2005

cockface

A person who looks like a mans cock, or someone who is fucking stupid

Bobby has a cockface.

God damn i wish Joe would stop being a cockface for once.

by Sean G March 10, 2003

cockface

sumone who acts like an asshole

dan, chris, mike

by hobo_on_hastings September 22, 2003

cockface

(1)someone who is a liar, asshole and a jerk off.

(2)j.p

j.p is the biggest freaking cockface you will ever meet.

by amy March 23, 2004

Cocklance

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011

cocklachoo

A mans penis. Put u cocklachoo in my cooklachooo.

Put ur cocklachoo in my cooklachooo.

by Suck ya mother September 3, 2021