cockstepping

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.

Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!

by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010

cockstruck

The female equivalent of being "pussy whipped" wherein a girl is so attached to her man that she will bow down to his every whim.

Jen is so cockstruck she did David's laundry, let him hang out when she had a test the next morning, attended his officer ceremony, and now she's letting him cop out on her 21st birthday because of a football game.

by TheHippie7 September 13, 2008

Cocksteer

Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.

Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.

by Pure_Awesome January 13, 2011

Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.

OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!

by cockstalgia August 19, 2014

cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.

1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.

by Yegolev August 13, 2007

cockintheface

Sweet, sweet, oral pleasure for the menfolks...from the woman's/gay lover's perspective.

I haven't had enough cockintheface lately.

by Hedder November 5, 2005

cookist

a boy who is very good at cooking.

They watched the young cookist as he was cooking in the kitchen.

by Google user 12345 July 23, 2016