cockard

adj. The occurence of getting a woody; extreme arousal.

She is so hot she makes my cockard!

by Mick Bono October 15, 2008

cocklard

White substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.

"Man I haven't been in the bath all week - I have loads of cocklard"

by cleitophon December 31, 2007

Cocktard

A person who should know better, but is to fucking stupid to.

Look at that cocktard driving like an idiot!!!!

by Doc-Can April 9, 2011

Cockward

An awkward moment involving your penis mentally or physically.

My mother caught me masturbating to Oprah, it was cockward.

by Enfreaky October 30, 2010

cockhand

An insult, similar to dickhead first used by Vince of Swack fame.

"Shut up you cockhand!"

by Vincent Pirez May 18, 2006

Cockward

the weird feeling of accidentally seeing another mans penis

It felt really cockward when I walked in on Larry while he was changeing and saw him naked

by jewishguy September 18, 2010

cockward

toward the cock; situated on or near the cock; directed towards the cock

"your hand just went cockward" "i zipped my pants by reaching cockward

by Barackeesha October 12, 2012