The Cockblockster is a well-known signature created and performed by CAW wrestler, Stalker. The move has the opponent positioned in the corner, facing the front, while the wrestler then proceeds to do a clothesline to the opponent in the corner, pushes the opponent to the middle of the ring, and then performs a roll through into a blockbuster.
The name "Cockblockster" came from a botch that was made by GEW's Brian Cooper on commentary at RSW's Destined For Glory when he accidentally fumbled and mixed the words, "Clothesline" and "Blockbuster" together while Stalker was performing his signature, which was then misinterpreted by GTT's John Baker as the "Cockblockster". This singular moment would make Stalker have a boost in popularity in CAW due to the funny nature of the signature name. Ever since then, Stalker would remain to have the Cockblockster in his moveset and it would eventually expand with Stalker performing different variations of a blockbuster but still holding onto the name.
The Cockblockster also won an award for the best signature/finisher names of 2020.
The name "Cockblockster" came from a botch that was made by GEW's Brian Cooper on commentary at RSW's Destined For Glory when he accidentally fumbled and mixed the words, "Clothesline" and "Blockbuster" together while Stalker was performing his signature, which was then misinterpreted by GTT's John Baker as the "Cockblockster". This singular moment would make Stalker have a boost in popularity in CAW due to the funny nature of the signature name. Ever since then, Stalker would remain to have the Cockblockster in his moveset and it would eventually expand with Stalker performing different variations of a blockbuster but still holding onto the name.
The Cockblockster also won an award for the best signature/finisher names of 2020.
Two goated individuals doing commentary for GTT: Warchain S2 E22 during the Stalker vs. Will O Connor Match.
APH: I've been telling you this, he's been showing his moves with the flippy maneuvers but he has been a little bit of a technician too, have you been seeing?
John Baker: Oh yeah. WAIT. Stalker. He's going, he's going for it! COCKBLOCKSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
APH: Jesus Christ! I HATE THAT MOVE, THAT MOVE NAME IS TERRIBLE.
John Baker: It's not even the end!
APH: There you go! That's what you get for having move called the cockblocker. It doesn't even end the match.
APH: I've been telling you this, he's been showing his moves with the flippy maneuvers but he has been a little bit of a technician too, have you been seeing?
John Baker: Oh yeah. WAIT. Stalker. He's going, he's going for it! COCKBLOCKSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
APH: Jesus Christ! I HATE THAT MOVE, THAT MOVE NAME IS TERRIBLE.
John Baker: It's not even the end!
APH: There you go! That's what you get for having move called the cockblocker. It doesn't even end the match.
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The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.
The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.
The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
Person 1: How excited are you to see Kurt and Blaine have sex?
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
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