by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017
When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins
Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.
by John Hancokck October 25, 2013
A albino cock fight is if your having sex with a blond girl she has to punch your cock after u cum on her eyes because she can't see so it's all white. THE GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLONDE not to be racist
1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
by Snifner October 09, 2006