Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.

Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.

by jabrody August 1, 2010

cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock

Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

copgobbler

A motorist who attempts to ingratiate himself or herself with traffic officers and avoid tickets by applying a bumper sticker that purports to support the police. See also copsucker

See that black sticker with the blue horizontal line? It means that driver is a copgobbler.

by Divinedefiner June 16, 2010

cockgobbler

one who is a dick. He also would lie to friends and hang out with others, thus accepting the role of a cockgobbler.

Hey Matt, your a cockgobbler, how could you diss us.

by airfeek March 30, 2007

cockgobbler

Cristina, the camwhore.

"Cristina gobbles a lot of cock. Cockgobbler."

by mdboi May 19, 2004

cockgobbler

a special variety of gourmand who fills their belly with a very special variety of fried cock.

*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!

by jacques.cocteau April 25, 2007

Cob-gobbler

A corn company started by second-generation farmers the Shuck Brothers. They emphasize the culture of nice ears, silky hairs, ripe kernels, and sucking down the largest stalks you’ve ever seen—all types yellow, white, red, and purple.

The cob-gobblers have done it again releasing yet another disgusting corn video. This time they slathered their stalks with high fructose corn syrup before they went to town.

by Wordzmeth June 15, 2019