Comic Sans

Quite possibly the most over-used font in the history of fonts, characterized by its simple smooth typeface.

Typically used in passive agressive notes left by co-workers to subtly remind you that they hold moral authority over you in an obviously condescending way. Often accompanied with juxtaposed exclamation marks.

Also used by members of society who are out of touch with the rest of society. Used mistakenly as a vain attempt to reach out to the populous by using a trendy font.

Example 1.

(in Comic Sans)
Bitch Co-worker: Judy, may I remind you that the stapler you have is in fact mine!!!

Example 2.

(in Comic Sans)
Man Who Never Leaves Apartment: Attention all residents. Just wanted to let you know that I've taken the liberty of disabling your doorbells as it is too loud and disturbs my fish! Thnx.

by Late Edition July 24, 2010

Comic-con

The world's largest and most kickass annual 4-day nerd fest in sunny San Diego, California featuring comic books, games, arts, movies, and various pop culture. This is where you'll find the coolest and the hottest actors/actresses as well as the biggest dorks and geeks in the world under one roof. You will occasionally see some hotties in slutty costumes as well.

"Gosh darn, did you check out that fine babe dressed as Leia from Star Wars? Comic-con rocks! I'm coming back again next year!"

by snowbawb August 9, 2005

Cosmic

"Out of this world" or a level above the normal physical human experience.

That discussion we had yesterday was very cosmic.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Comic Book Feel

A new term used to describe incredible highs. Comic book feel can be used when the world around you starts to look like a comic book, cartoon/anime, videogame or just plain ridiculous. Comic book feel is very common when smoking around bodies of water at night, since they tend to exaggerate the high. Comic book feel, the term, was created at Jamaica Pond in Boston, MA on a stormy night when all at once the world felt like a comic book.

"Hey, you down for smoking at the pond tonight?" "Of course! I'm always down for getting that comic book feel."

by t_conn/break August 14, 2009

Comic Sans

Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.

by dave May 27, 2003

Cosmic Brownie

the most delicious food that you will ever eat. its addictive quality leaves you craving its chocolate smooth texture forever. it has a dense rich texture of milky chocolate with a thick rich chocolaty frosting with yummy sprinkles. although it is probably on of the most unhealthy things you could possibly ingest, it is completely. worth. it.

Bob: dude, these brownies are so good
10 minutes later
Bob: holy shit im going to puke, im never having a cosmic brownie again.
10 minutes later
Bob: dude those brownies were so good. im getting more.

by cosmicbrownielover July 21, 2011

Cosmic Jew

The cooler term for Jesus. Christians everywhere will try to beat you if you refer to him as such. Cosmic Jew can walk on water, turn water into wine, disappear and fly. Hes much more unique the the other guys.

At age 6, the Cosmic Jew began questioning if Joesph was his real father. Whenever he asked this question, Joesph would then procede to beat him...Violently.

To escape from this he whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrori if anything he can say this cab is rare
But he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

Cosmic Jew speaking about abortion to one of his followers, "Lol push her down the stairs?"
Stronge Christian: "But Cosmic Jew, Abortion is murder!"
Cosmic Jew: "Stfu."

by Cosmic Jewcy June 1, 2009