Some gay vampire gem shorty that's literally a Dorito that just runs around all day like Naruto and dabs. He's a fucking dork with his nerd shit like Steven Universe and The Purge. He should be loved by everyone, and touches the booty a lot. He cant fite because of his height like literally he's of no harm.
by Clyde The Dorito August 09, 2016
Clyde is a thing that makes no sense. It can be used in many different situations and has many different meanings. It will be used as a nickname for friends.
by greenisourleader69 Gilly gilly October 30, 2018
by DLART February 11, 2019
A dirty town filled with wanna be shooters & “gang” members. Everyone lives off drama and gossip. They think their weed is so good it’s straight mids. everyone’s on probation. kids that are in high school are addicted to coke & smoke meth. The cops there are straight dicks if they’re behind you, you’re getting pulled over and searched for sure. Everyone there gets cancer cuz of how foul it is.
by Yoyoyogoodvibes350 September 20, 2018
Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)
by DJ. EZ Rock November 06, 2008
by #herohutch#CFD#1 January 10, 2018