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Riding the cotton clydesdale

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."
by tradesman April 3, 2003
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Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.
Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.
by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022
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Lather you up like a Clydesdale

When you roll a Mica around in butter and dust her with PCP and smack her on the ass and watch her run down the Novus.
What a great pool party!!! I can’t wait to Lather you up like a Clydesdale tonight!!
by LauraLove941 November 29, 2019
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clydesdale

Girls at rave parties who wear knee high fuzzy boots and booty shorts. Known for their "trot" like dancing, these girls only look good after drinking a 12pack of bud.
A group of clydesdale's is also known as a Budweiser commercial. An older clydesdale is known as a cougar-clydesdale, and depending on her condition should more than likely be put down.
by thebearwiththehoney May 5, 2011
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Bloody Clydesdale

When you’re fisting a girl on her period that hasn’t shaved her legs for two weeks
Jorge: “I just gave sally a bloody clydesdale this morning”
Tim: “you rock dude
by Msoups April 26, 2024
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Clydesdale

That big-booty type of woman that make every other sit the fuck down. Carrying herself and all that self respect, plus all the weight just like a Clydesdale. It's not uncommon for a Clydesdale to impress everyone.
Dwam! Who's that? A fucking Clydesdale.
by DeltaKT January 3, 2024
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