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clusterfucker

Those drivers you see who leave a complete clusterfuck in their wake and have no idea of the chaos they cause.

You know, the ones who stop in the left lane cause they wanna make a right turn and don't want to be inconvenienced as to miss their street and have to go around the block, but don't give two shits or are just too self-absorbed to notice the four car pile up they almost caused by slamming on the brakes in the middle of the street before deciding to give any indication of their intentions by putting their right turn signal on once they are at a dead stop.

These same assclowns who exit the interstate from the left lane causeing the right two lanes of traffic to hit the brakes. Or they get to the end of an on ramp and STOP!

The ones who pull out of a shopping center straight to the left turn lane before figuring out they won't fit, so they end up completely blocking the lane going straight. And then just sit there, instead of backup up back into the parking lot and let traffic go by.

Can usually be found driving a prius, a caprice classic or some other shitty car.
"Look at this asshat coming out of the strip mall trying to get across two lanes of traffic to get to the left turn lane. Why didn't he just exit on the side street, and go straight thru the light? God, What a clusterfucker!"

"Check out this clusterfucker blocking the intersection?! Now we're gonna have to sit thru this light again... It should be legal to shoot stupid fucks."
by Hrothgar70 November 9, 2012
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Clusterfucked

According to "Travis":

"Mmmm, fuck me flakes! Yeah, nice toasty & golden!"

"I want Clusterfucked! I'm gonna go rent it!"
by "Caitlyn." March 11, 2009
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clusterfucked

The traffic was so clusterfucked that no one could get anywhere.
by Mrs. Knowitall November 24, 2004
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Clusterfucked

To be intoxicated, to the point that you cannot even THINK
I took a hit of acid and was completely Clusterfucked
by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004
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Clutterfuckery

A multiplicity of unwelcome chaos or a disorganised mess of actions that result in a feeling of unwell-being, irritation or a sense of being fucked off.
The implementation of the new timetable was proving to be a clutterfuckery of ineptitude.
by Mothwatcher June 15, 2017
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Clusterfuckary

Something external that pisses you off. Usually other peoples shanagans
What in the clusterfuckary is this shit
by Callmestitch January 29, 2023
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clusterfuckedified

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.
Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part - Do not set people up to be clusterfuckedified.
by Riotgirl08 November 4, 2015
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