Clegnut

Surname of the Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Today Nick Clegnut made his first speech at the dispatches box whilst the Prime Minister David Cameron was carrying out a trip to India aimed at strengthening business and trade links.

by northernmonkey33 August 11, 2010

clagnut

A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.

Come here claggers.

by Paul December 2, 2003

Clagnut

This would be after an extended period of lack of regular sanitary arrangements such as on patrol in bandit country.

See also 'Bartleberry'.

Clagnuts are the crispy bits of shit that cling to the hairs around your anus.

by Talent December 21, 2004

Chugnut

Small pieces of poo that stick to the hairs on a persons anus

Poo stuck on a persons anal beard.Chugnut

by NewLine February 1, 2009

Chugnut

A chugnut is an intolerable fool, whose speech, behaviour and sometimes appearance, is reminiscent of repulsive genitalia.

John Howard is a total chugnut.

by Bernie January 6, 2005

chugnuts

A guy who is a fucking idiot, moron.

That chugnuts better stop tailing my ass or I am going to jump out this car and road rage his ass!

by Penny Lancaster May 28, 2010

chugnut

fieces that still has visabel traces of food in it like small nuts and sweetcorn

i've just layed a chugnut

by gary March 17, 2004