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Versailles Crowcore

versailles crowcore is the newest fashion trend, you are a french peasant or crow pilfering the estate of a decapitated nobleman taking fitting statement pieces and adding that to your working class fit. so 18th century poor france thrifted. (creator: pinuphistorian)
by ffs psedonym January 4, 2021
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clowncock

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
5.Funning looking dickhead.
You're a real clowncock!
by Bill06 December 24, 2006
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clowncidence

A coincidence involving clowns.
It was a clowncidence that Cindy the clown married Nathan the clown with out even knowing he was a clown.
by ratsnot April 25, 2008
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Clowncoin

Noun. 1) a cryptocurrency built on blockchain technology, uninterrogated ethics, and appalling credulity. 2) a currency of the US Congress. 3) a threat to sue by the 45th President of the US. 4) the currency of clownarchy. 5) an investment in pageantry. 6) a loan from Deutsche Bank. 7) an emolument. 8) payment tendered for suppression of truth regarding a sex act.
I tried to wash trade my Clowncoin before exchanging them for Litecoin while my hacker team based in Puerto Rico ran a dope pump and dump job on Bitcoin, which I used to pick up even more Litecoin and a new token in which I'm principally vested for close to $1.5B. Another day at the market for a savvy entrepreneur and compassionate dolt like me. I work hard for my money, muthafukah.

Q: Why don't you shut the fuck up about Clowncoins and other bogus currencies?
A: Because the first amendment prohibits congress from making a law abridging freedom of speech.

Q: Why don't you report your Clowncoins to the IRS?
A: Because the fourth amendment guarantees an implicit right to privacy. (My body, my abortion, my Clowncoins...)

Q: What can you purchase with Clowncoins?
A: Same shit as Bitcoin.

Q. Will you agree to repeatedly sell me Clowncoin for, say, Litecoin or Bitcoin or Ethereum in exchange for purchasing it back at a higher price?
A. Of course. Or we could leave it to the bots.

Q: What do you mean by Spoofy?
A: I mean it's a Spoof, like Clowncoin.

Q: Have you estimated a market capitalization for Clowncoin?
A: Yes. By the same calculus as Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Fantasy, and Alchemy.
by @RealityWinner March 4, 2018
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Lincoln Clowncar

An old car, beat up car, opposite of a "fatty q-ship"; derived from the Lincoln Towncar.
Joe "I just bought a Lincoln Clowncar from Ricky for 300 bones."
by Neo June 15, 2003
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Clown Core

Belligerent DoD contractors that run people off the road in their Ford F-250s (diesel) while mashing on the gas to the point of pouring black smoke everywhere and recruiting for the T-ban.
Wow, Clown Core is really in a hurry to get back to sitting around their camp today, with no alcohol.
by Matt Honcho August 11, 2008
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clowncar

A particularly whorish slut, whose body is a vehicle for 3 or more dicks in a given session.
Really, the bitch is just chock full of dicks all the time. She's such a clowncar.
by m. fire! December 3, 2007
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