by harriev April 7, 2010
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A cronbomb would look like the following logic:
Example 1:
Remove critical line from apache server
Restart Apache knowing it will fail
Wait 10 to 15 minutes
Put critical line back
Example 2:
change the contents of a homepage/information page to display whatever image or contents you choose.
Wait 10 to 15 minutes
Change contents back to original contents
The key is returning the contents back to the original in a timely manor as to lead people to believe the issue has been resolved.
Repeat at whatever interval suits your situation. by waiting longer, say 2 - 3 months it will likely get more cycles before it is properly caught and repaired.
Example 1:
Remove critical line from apache server
Restart Apache knowing it will fail
Wait 10 to 15 minutes
Put critical line back
Example 2:
change the contents of a homepage/information page to display whatever image or contents you choose.
Wait 10 to 15 minutes
Change contents back to original contents
The key is returning the contents back to the original in a timely manor as to lead people to believe the issue has been resolved.
Repeat at whatever interval suits your situation. by waiting longer, say 2 - 3 months it will likely get more cycles before it is properly caught and repaired.
by weHaveNoWebMaster April 13, 2011
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ClownBot is a character from the Bots fandom. She is best known for her clowncore aesthetic. Clownbot, also known as Lux, is one of the four main Bots.
"ClownBot is so out of character in this fic!"
by HELPPME June 8, 2020
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Noun
Clown·nom·ics
/ˈklaʊnˈnämiks,ˌˈklaʊnˈnämiks/
the branch of knowledge un-concerned with the production, consumption, and only concerned with transfer of wealth through instruments.
the condition of a region or group as it regards immaterial prosperity. Or the “belief” of intangible prosperity without tangibility to substantiate it.
Clownomics is an anti-social science concerned with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services only through the manipulation of perception of value. It studies how individuals, businesses, governments, and nations make choices about how to allocate resources through the lens of intangible mediums and instruments of manipulation of markets through fiat currencies to devalue and manipulate markets for profit.
Clownomics is the science which studies human behaviour as a relationship between ends and scarce means and how it may be manipulated through the lense of fiat currencies to provide power and profit to a select few at the cost of the many.”
“The process of valuation resulting in the devolution of humanities perception through programing the psyche of individuals through constant bombardment of lies and blatantly untrue and leveraged data.''
“The end result of backward thinking of what is valuable not having intrinsic value and the resulting clown world economy that must constantly and consistently consume to sustain the misperception.”
Noun
Clown·nom·ics
/ˈklaʊnˈnämiks,ˌˈklaʊnˈnämiks/
the branch of knowledge un-concerned with the production, consumption, and only concerned with transfer of wealth through instruments.
the condition of a region or group as it regards immaterial prosperity. Or the “belief” of intangible prosperity without tangibility to substantiate it.
Clownomics is an anti-social science concerned with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services only through the manipulation of perception of value. It studies how individuals, businesses, governments, and nations make choices about how to allocate resources through the lens of intangible mediums and instruments of manipulation of markets through fiat currencies to devalue and manipulate markets for profit.
Clownomics is the science which studies human behaviour as a relationship between ends and scarce means and how it may be manipulated through the lense of fiat currencies to provide power and profit to a select few at the cost of the many.”
“The process of valuation resulting in the devolution of humanities perception through programing the psyche of individuals through constant bombardment of lies and blatantly untrue and leveraged data.''
“The end result of backward thinking of what is valuable not having intrinsic value and the resulting clown world economy that must constantly and consistently consume to sustain the misperception.”
If I were to give a bill of sale on my car and receive payment for that same car but not actually deliver this car to 100 different individuals=this would be illegal, but when the primary dealer banks for the FED sell the same ounce of Silver or Gold to hundreds of people and refuse to deliver and instead settle in cash at the market manipulated price they are "controlling the stability of the Market" this is pure Clownomics
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by yomommaz September 20, 2021
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Your mom: have you heard of clownboygay?
Phillip: Yes! All hail to his majesty. May glory come upon him
Phillip: Yes! All hail to his majesty. May glory come upon him
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