clown shoe

term for morning wood

Guy 1: All guy sleepovers are whack.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, did you see Tommy's clown shoe this morning?!
Guy 1: Ughhhhh! Yeah that guy pitched a tent!

by queenofslang July 29, 2007

clown shoes

someone who is big and bent

fuck off clown shoes

by blenny May 13, 2005

Clown shoes

Very large feet.

All the women wanted to get to know the 6'5 baller since he wore clown shoes everywhere, they were the only size that fit. He also had a catchers mit on each arm so the men planned his early funeral.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Clown Shoe Operation

n. an otherwise respectable entity that becomes so disorganized to the point where it becomes completely disrespectable.

syn. clusterfuckery

"The person in charge can't find their ass with both hands! What the hell kind of clown shoe operation is this??"

by Dr. Rosyln Glutathione January 26, 2010

fucking clown shoes

A joke. Worthless.

See Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Reid Geinaur is Fucking Clown Shoes

by Woolly January 25, 2005

pair of clown shoes

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.

"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"

by Weng Chow October 30, 2007