A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.
In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
by whitebitchheather October 21, 2009
Get the closetmug. 1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
by Kinpatsu April 16, 2006
Get the closetmug. A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact
by Kerke June 12, 2020
Get the In The Closetmug. The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.
by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010
Get the closetingmug. One that is bi or gay, however still in the closet. Someone who is secretly gay or bi and will frequent homosexual dating apps looking for a member of the the same sex to have intercourse with.
Kevin was on Grindr and searching for a hookup and spotted Cindy's boyfriend in his search results...that is a closeter if I ever saw one
by huskerpower76 September 23, 2016
Get the Closetermug. 
if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.
by the omniscient goose December 28, 2005
Get the closetmug.