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Closter

(N): An upper-middle class town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. Unfortunately notable for having annoying, spoiled people, unfit parents, and Non-English-Speaking businesses in a predominantly English speaking town.

(N2): A backfired party, complete with warm, generic beer, douchebags wearing Ed Hardy gear, and girls constantly taking pictures for Facebook or MySpace.

(V): To take unnecessary pride on one's self.
(N): "Where do you wanna move after Grad School?"

"Closter, New Jersey, man. I got a little fetish going on when it comes to Asians and Obnoxious Guidos."

(N2) "You going to that party?"

"Hell no. Last time I went, I checked out the booze, and the label just said 'Beer', plus I had to pose for a picture every 5 minutes".

(V): "That Guido chick had her parents buy her a Mercedes for Christmas. She's totally Clostering about it. What an ass."
by Cam6092 October 19, 2008
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closter

1: A town in New Jersey.
2: (adj) of low intelligence; to be 'ghetto fabulous'
3: (v) used for people in rich families. to fall down in life, hard.
1: Closter is such a crappy place.
2: You see Robert McFag over there? He's so closter.
3: You idiot; why did you have to be clostered?!
by James Baek February 9, 2005
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Cloiser

A fan of the Lois Lane and Clark Kent pairing in comics and tv shows like LaC and Smallville or the Superman movies!
Man, those Cloisers can down wild cherry martinis like crazy!
by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009
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Clistax

Pronounced Cly-stacks.
It's when you're having sex, and you get several consecutive climaxes in a row.
It has to be more than 2 consecutive climaxes for it to be a Clistax.
Only women can have a clistax as only women can have multiple following orgasms. Men have the refractory period so they cannot have a clistax, poor them.
Combination of the words Climax and Stacks. Meaning the climaxes stack on top of each other. (Go consecutively)
John: Ohh yeh.. ohh
Helena: uh... ohhhh yeah.
*couple having sex*
Helena: omg, ooooohhhhhh.
John: Climax?
Helena: omg again, OHHHHHHH
John: Double climax?
Helena: OOOOHHHHH
Helena: That was the best clistax in my life, shame you men can't have one.
John: Yeah, true.
by ExpertOnEvrything69 September 2, 2018
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The Clobster

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.
The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.
by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007
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clister

Ordinarily refers to a soft wax used by cross country skiers when conditions are warm, but the better definition is that it's what chicks get when they ride their bike too much.
She rode a century and now she has a clister.
by bike seat lover March 4, 2009
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closter

holy shit morning glory is so frkn closter
by behindyou_45 March 6, 2005
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