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Ambrose Alarm Clock

The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.
That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.
by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019
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Deuce O'clock

The regular time during the day when one has to go drop a deuce.

ex. an hour after morning coffee; an hour after lunch; a little after dinner
Person P: hey can we meet @ 10 to discuss future plans
Person L: Nah thats deuce o'clock you guys, we gotta do it later.
Person P: Word ok lets do noon cause my deuce o'clock is @ 1.
by SwetePete June 26, 2012
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cocky stocky

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.
Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"
by MUSH123 December 17, 2011
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Ass o'Clock

A stretch of time in the early morning, generally around 4 A.M. to 6 A.M., which is either unreasonably late or unreasonably early depending on the context. Used to emphasize how late one has stayed awake, or how early one must wake up.
"We were all up 'til ass o'clock in a call, I didn't get any sleep last night."

"Mark has to get up at ass o'clock to go to work."
by CaseJackal May 12, 2015
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clicky kitty

The Click's Fursona
by Meme Man 2000000 November 5, 2020
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clockweights

Synonym for a man's balls, nuts. especially if they are hanging around on a hot day
Mark does not usually wear shorts because he is worried his clockweights will pop out
by the web cohort August 30, 2005
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Ellenville Alarm Clock

When an individual looses consciousness after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages and his friend uses flatulence in the general vicinity of the facial region to wake said individual up from his alcohol induced slumber.
Nick drank too much Lvivske with Jamie and Melania at the CYM bar last night, so Adrian had to give him an Ellenville Alarm Clock to wake him up.
by Mohila July 28, 2012
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