Cloaked Bat

A female that shuns all sexual relations and is usually bound to be a nun. The epitomoe of a good girl. The exact opposite of a hoodrat.

Guy 1: Dude, take a look at Emily! Her boobs are the size of grapefruits. I'd tap that!

Guy 2: There's no way your getting any action out of her, man. She's a cloaked bat!

by Jeff Nathan March 12, 2007

dab cloak

A dab cloak is a small towel that is worn on the head of Bassnectar fans so they can privately smoke concentrated marijuana using a blow torch and glass smoking apparatus with a titanium nail.

Look at this jackass over there with the dab cloak.

by highass May 27, 2017

On cloak

Having your video off during a Zoom or Teams call. Similar to "on mute" - having your audio off.

Hey, I'm going "on cloak" while I finish my lunch.

Jim, you're "on cloak" - are you still there?

by tbarrett187 August 27, 2020

the cloak

video by the maker of charlie the unicorn. a cloak can talk and move. he is trying to stop communism with his floating head, robert. it opens with robert juggling tacos and the cloak on the phone in an office. the cloak is asked to find a lizard who has joined a cult. then robert kills his cat in a microwave. they both go to get a board game for the night. the cloak hates the stuf at toybarn while looking for a game, so he goes to the CEO. he thinks the CEO is a communist, so he puts his ax of capitalism in his face. seeing that a communist would have dusted or turned into a red squid after being impaled by the ax, he discovers he is a Mormon, which the cloak dislikes cuz they are always dressed with fancy outfits and secret underwear. they get the CEOs body out of the building by the cloak wrapping himself around the CEO like being worn. the security guard is suspicious because they didnt take the ax from his face, so he gets killed to. after they bury the bodies, a cop finds them. the cloak tries to ax the cop, but he pulls out a gun. the cloak yells HOLY FREEDOMFRIES and he and robert run to a clocktower. they talk about mormons. a guy comes to the clocktower and tries to sell them shrimp. before leaving, the cloak fullfills a dream: he shoots someone from a clocktower. when they return to the office, the phone rings and the person asks if the lizard was found. robert and the cloak talk about sexy tacos in space, and people come and kill the cloak and robert.

hey i was watching the cloak last night, why was there a fire in ever scene?
oh, it spread from the cloaks office

a lot funnier than i explained

by qawsedftgyhujikolpzasxdcfvgbhn August 4, 2010

Cloar

The biggest penis in the history of mankind

He had a cloar, thus he was a real ladies man.

by BIG titty giggles August 11, 2012

Cloak Cackle

When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.

Damn that girl looks like the cloak cackler ran into her.

by Cloak Cackler November 30, 2016

Cloak of Skill

A Rogue's defense from skillcoil

Instant Cast
1 minute cooldown
Instantly removes all existing harmful spell effects and increases your chance to resist all spells by 90% for 5 sec.

Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Noobrogue resists nooblock's deathcoil
nooblock dies
Nooblock: OMG OP!!!1111
Noobrogue: lolowned

Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Smart lock runs away
Noobrogue is afflicted by deathcoil
noobrogue is afflicted by fear
noobrogue is afflicted by Curse of agony
noobrogue is afflicted by Corruption
noobrogue is afflicted by Immolation
Smart lock's Shadowbolt crits noobrogue for 5000
noobrogue dies

by Elonan November 19, 2007