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goolie-clencher

(Or, "ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for short)

A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
Glen: What's up dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.

Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!

Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
by mp666 March 4, 2010
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fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.
I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.
by Keatswords June 23, 2014
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clinchers disease

When you are about to take victory, but fail to win near the end, especially when victory should be assured. This term is usually used after repeated occurrences.
"Innumerable chances came Parrott's way in the remaining frames but the 1991 world champion was gripped by "clinchers disease" - the inability to clinch winning positions."

He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.
by Fleecemaster October 4, 2012
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sphincter clencher

It means when something is a tense moment, your ass tightens up. So a 'close call' is called 'puckering your asshole'
"This project is really a sphincter clencher. I don't know if we're going to make it on time."
by 4tw March 28, 2008
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Pepper clencher

Before having sex with your girl, rub pepper on the pillow that your girl will be putting her face into. Once she sniffs it, she will sneeze and her snatch will tighten.
I rubbed some pepper on her pillow and her snatch tighten, known as the pepper clencher.
by whiteshoes from Hudson December 16, 2019
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waist cincher

A garment originating from the Victorian era which tightly holds in the waist, defining a womans body. Now it is often worn as a fetish garment
i bought a really hot PVC waist cincher
by Nicola June 28, 2004
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Clencher Sentence

When a sentence in an essay is soo good that you end up clenching your ass cheeks together really hard because it is soo intense
Hey man, wheres Mr. Ruth? Well, he read a couple too many clencher sentences and currently he is in the hospital...
by Edox March 4, 2011
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