rock climber

A very particular breed of human being who lives for the spirit adventure and for the adrenaline along with it. Fingers of steel, forearms like Popeye, they seek the raw experiences of an earlier time. Some call them crazy, others admire them.

Rock climbers are a cross between hippies and athletic risk takers.

by Jackknife Merle September 5, 2014

curtain climber

kids

How many curtain climbers you got in the house?

by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003

Social Climber

a person who finds the need to blow you off for a person of higher social status than you

RF: Yo we were supposed to go chill with this kid, but he blew us off for his better friends

MM: Yeah, hes a social climber

by Skoal September 29, 2005

family tree climber

One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.

Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."

Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."

by el chunkster January 2, 2017

Tree Climber

A short guy (5'4-5'9) who dates a taller woman

I don't mind a taller woman, I'm a tree climber

by SAJ91 May 2, 2016

social climber

a person who tries to seek social acceptance either through:

1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship

while Lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..

Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!

(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)

Lee: Hello..

Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..

lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.

by funkflick December 5, 2007

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010