Cleveland Browns

Used to be one of, if not the best NFL teams in the old days of the NFL. Joining the Detroit Lions as the second team in league history to have a winless, 0-16 season, but still having some of the most diehard, loyal fans in NFL history, including me.
"The Cleveland Browns are so bad, the fans prepared a parade to celebrate their 0-16 season."
by RNB03 January 17, 2018
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Cleveland Browns

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".
1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!
by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016
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Cleveland Browns

perhaps the worst franchise in the NFL next to the Raiders, Lions or Cardinals. A team with a dedication to losing that is almost mind boggling, even when the
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!
Guy 1: Hey I got tickets to the Browns game, wana go?
Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!

Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?

Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.

Publish this.
by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007
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Cleveland Browns

1. a horrible foot ball team who choked the only time they got near the super Bowl, and will next time too. Yeah, right. Next time. Lol.
2. fans have no lives if they root for this crap-hole of a team.
by bng4eva February 04, 2005
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cleveland browns

NFL team who is continuiously losing to the Pittsburgh Steelers. As hard as they practice and train they just can't win. They've never won a superbowl, unlike their better rivals, The Steelers, who have won five. They have no key players and often have trouble completing just one pass.
"Those Cleveland Browns got thier ass beat by the Pittsburgh Steelers last week!"
by Shag-LOC August 24, 2006
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cleveland brown

a brand of pot only found in cleveland.
so shitty, it's brown.
Man, I paid a dollar for a joint, but it turns out it was the cleveland brown. I did not get high.
by sanchpa March 30, 2005
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