when someone is so undeniably stupid that it surpasses the grasp of "Retard", as if the hamster wheel was spinning but the hamster is dead, or both just stopped working
celtard deprives from excel, excelling past the limit of idiocy
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celtard deprives from excel, excelling past the limit of idiocy
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1: If the world is so corrupt, then why does it have good graphics
2: Oh my god you're a fucking celtard
2: Oh my god you're a fucking celtard
by 8ty October 15, 2024
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noun /ˈkri -tɑ d/ informal, mildly derogatory
Definition:
A driver of a Hyundai Creta known for exhibiting legendary levels of road entitlement, dramatic lane switches, and an allergy to indicators. Typically spotted honking at red lights,flashing high beams or parking diagonally across three spots.
Origin:
Early 2020s, from Creta (a compact SUV by Hyundai) and a playful twist on dunce, denoting someone with more horsepower than brainpower.
Cultural Note:
Often seen as the alpha species of Indian urban traffic chaos. Not to be confused with rally drivers—they at least follow rules.
noun /ˈkri -tɑ d/ informal, mildly derogatory
Definition:
A driver of a Hyundai Creta known for exhibiting legendary levels of road entitlement, dramatic lane switches, and an allergy to indicators. Typically spotted honking at red lights,flashing high beams or parking diagonally across three spots.
Origin:
Early 2020s, from Creta (a compact SUV by Hyundai) and a playful twist on dunce, denoting someone with more horsepower than brainpower.
Cultural Note:
Often seen as the alpha species of Indian urban traffic chaos. Not to be confused with rally drivers—they at least follow rules.
by Neooo June 25, 2025
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