cleaginning

When a university plows the roads on campus the morning after cancelling a snow day.

"Man, I can't believe they announced a snow day, then changed their minds. Guess they'll have to start cleaginning at 4:30 AM. Damn it Mines!"

by sabby2011 December 4, 2013

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Ching Cheng Hanji

The ancient works spoken by the deity of all: Thomas Cat. these words are from antique dialect and only those with a perfect mix of: power, mental strength and resolve will be able to utter these words and be able to open a portal to the Empyreans'. Many sources are trying to conceal the divine definition of these words, but none has truly deciphered these paramount words; and it may be certain that no one ever will. The closest definition we have to these potent, efficacious and robust words are: "They who accepts fate, their destiny and hold no bounds or attempt to skip for whats destined for them despite their Power, Mental capability and Resolve, will stalemate the miasma known as 'The Paradox', this stalemate will rip a hole in all of existence and is the definition of Perfection within the vast Universe. This tear will send 'The One' to the Empyrean Plain as an award for not succumbing to total failure which is of all life and no other molecule of life will either." But this is only an interpretation of these virtuous words as no one within this Plain will ever reach the truth, ever.

Person 1: wagwan g
Person 2: Ching Cheng Hanji
Person 1: THE PROPHECY!

by ssmokingisbad September 24, 2020

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Nick Clegg

To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the complete opposite direction.

Example 1:
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.

by Nex Solo December 15, 2010

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