celtic salt miner

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.

"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."

by Latin Fuckers October 2, 2013

celtic thunder

only the best all men group of amazing singers.

celtic thunder is the best there is 5 guy in it.
Damian McGinty, Keith Harkin, Ryan Kelly, Paul Byrom, and
George Donaldson.

by megan anne June 11, 2008

clefty

Used to address an individual who is exhibiting the characteristics of a cleft.

Oi, Clefty.
That's a bit Clefty.

by DJ Ofetsu April 12, 2006

celtic cross

1) A cross (as in Christianity) with a circle superimposed; a common symbol of Ireland, Scotland and Wales. 2) A black + cross within a circle found at the center of a type of neo-Nazi flag (the cross is enclosed in a white circle and the rest of the flag is red). 3) A tarot card layout.

A large Celtic cross can be found outside the old Presbyterian church.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

celltech

Steroids that make you teh bigg3st d00d on earth

Skinny kid: holy crap! how did you get so big!!?!?!
Muscle kid with 25" biceps: i used dat dere celltech

by celltech man February 20, 2008

Celts

Someone who dewells from Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Cornwall, The Isle of Man or Britanny. An ancient people who frequently raided Saxon villages.

Wales, Ireland and Scotland are all Celtic nations

by Foad September 24, 2003

clefticle

Combination of the words cleft and testicle(s). Used to describe Peter Griffin's chin or one similar in size and shape to his.

Colin: Dude, is that a nutsack on his chin!?
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.

Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.

by Mario L & Colin O September 3, 2008