cleetus vest

The cleetus vest is one of the small amounts of people who respect the wheetus nest (like the venus crest) they befriend the wheetus nest and tag along. some of the powers they behold are sirens laugh. they use this to hold back the wheetus nest hunters and penis chests. the cleetus vest has the power to destroy penis chests and wheetus nests hunters with this power, given by the venus crest. they also used to engage in furry activities.

wheetus nest: “venus crest is gone, please help cleetus vest!”
cleetus vest: “ of course pooks”

cleetus vest by therealwheetusnest May 21, 2023

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cleetus is hit

something that HillyBillys yell when cleetus is hit,
often followed by: "your dead, dead, dead"

*Cleetus gets shot*
Clint: (in HillyBilly voice) CLEETUS IS HIT!

cleetus is hit by JoeMama69_420 January 11, 2020

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Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

Cleetus Reaction by Veronica Vaughan September 13, 2020

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Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.

you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021