The last viking, Clay stole a ship from pirates after his clan was brutally murdered and set out on the open seas looking for revenge. He single-handedly took out many sea creatures such as Nessie (why do you think no one has seen her?) and the Kraken, before building a house with his bare hands in George Washington's nose on Mount Rushmore. After living there for some time, he finally set the house on fire and disappeared into the Appalachian Mountains, never to be seen or heard from again.
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