chauther

Parent; An undefined mother/father or used as nonbinary form of OE Cennend + father/mother. See Cauther/Kauther

Hey, look it's Chauther Sam! Thon is my Chaumd

by Master of beargreen December 5, 2022

Clastered

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

by DangerJames October 28, 2011

Clat

Noun - derogatory term

Refers to a male who is sexually promiscuous and/or has meaningless sex or other sexual activity with numerous women (or men).

May be used of a male who has a history of engaging in sexual activity with numerous partners (possibly simultaneously)

May be used of a male who dresses promiscuously (i.e. "like a douchebag") in order to attract sexual partners.

Female form: Slut

"Did you hear that Mike slept with the whole cheer leading squad? What a clat!"

Chad: Look at Karl over there talking to Kelly. He's such a playa'.
Aaron: Playa'?! He's not a playa'; he's a clat!

"I just saw a complete clat outside with his collar popped!"

by Karl Remus March 11, 2009

Eric Clapton

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC

Clapton is GOD!!!

by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004

Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009

clapton

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.

I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

clartide

to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you.

"u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide."

by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004