A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
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A word with several definitions -
1. To strike one's own palms together, creating a distinct sound. Usually to show approval of something (see: applaud), but could also be used as a signal.
2. An instance of Gonorrhea, which is an STD characterized by pain and discharge in the genital areas.
3. To get shot by a firearm.
4. A derivative of definition three; To get stabbed, shot, or beaten intensely to the point of certain death.
5. The act of making the left and right portions of the buttocks collide after being slightly spread apart; partially a derivative of definition one, given the same sort of noise is created.
6. To have sexual intercourse.
7. To get defeated/defeat utterly in some sort of game; mostly refers to sports, but is also common in video games.
8. Refers to something that is tasteful, sounds good, or just in a positive demeanor.
9. Abbreviation: Cleft Lip and Palate; a physical deformity characterized by openings or splits in the roof of the mouth and lip.
10. Abbreviation: Clear, loud, As an order, with Pauses; A military term that refers to how drill sergeants in the military need to project their voice when issuing commands.
1. To strike one's own palms together, creating a distinct sound. Usually to show approval of something (see: applaud), but could also be used as a signal.
2. An instance of Gonorrhea, which is an STD characterized by pain and discharge in the genital areas.
3. To get shot by a firearm.
4. A derivative of definition three; To get stabbed, shot, or beaten intensely to the point of certain death.
5. The act of making the left and right portions of the buttocks collide after being slightly spread apart; partially a derivative of definition one, given the same sort of noise is created.
6. To have sexual intercourse.
7. To get defeated/defeat utterly in some sort of game; mostly refers to sports, but is also common in video games.
8. Refers to something that is tasteful, sounds good, or just in a positive demeanor.
9. Abbreviation: Cleft Lip and Palate; a physical deformity characterized by openings or splits in the roof of the mouth and lip.
10. Abbreviation: Clear, loud, As an order, with Pauses; A military term that refers to how drill sergeants in the military need to project their voice when issuing commands.
1. They clapped when she went on stage
2. Bro, I think I got the claps from when I fucked that one skank last night.
3. Y'all better get down before I clap y'all muthaphukkas!
4. Did you hear about Terry? He got fucking clapped after he walked down the alleyway last night.
5. I'm about to make them cheeks clap so hard, it'll cause an earthquake.
6. You ready to clap?
7a. We got fucking clapped.
7b. We fucking clapped them.
8. That beat really claps, I fuck with it.
9. Your baby has CLAP, Cleft Lip and Palate.
10. Remember sergeant, CLAP when ordering the privates around.
2. Bro, I think I got the claps from when I fucked that one skank last night.
3. Y'all better get down before I clap y'all muthaphukkas!
4. Did you hear about Terry? He got fucking clapped after he walked down the alleyway last night.
5. I'm about to make them cheeks clap so hard, it'll cause an earthquake.
6. You ready to clap?
7a. We got fucking clapped.
7b. We fucking clapped them.
8. That beat really claps, I fuck with it.
9. Your baby has CLAP, Cleft Lip and Palate.
10. Remember sergeant, CLAP when ordering the privates around.
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Y'all hear that Nolia clap? Some shit must be goin' down in the jects, lil wodie pry jus got his wig split.
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Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.
Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.
Guy 1: Hey what did Mr. Peach do when you read your essay in front of the class?
Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.
Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.
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