clang clang

(n) excessively large and exaggerated bling bling.

The clang clang around that chicks neck must have cost her a lot of pussy.

by Jacuvhrts August 4, 2005

Clang Fang

A Clang Fang is a icicle that forms in sub-zero temperatures exclusively forming on either female genitalia or the taint.

Females use their Clang Fangs as protection from virginity goblin (s) and other such creatures of the dark lord.

Girl 1: hey... My clang fang fell of and now I'm vulnerable to predators

Girl 2: I'm sorry this is natural selection

*Leaves*

Girl 1: *descended upon by the forces of the dark lord*

by the fucknicorn January 21, 2019

Cling Clang

That sound that they make on impractical jokers

Joe says cling clang.

by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

balls that clang

to be fearless

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.

by merchantDave August 20, 2010

Nao clang

A devastating combo of the comebacks "nao" and "clang." Only use it when one of the two words on its own will not suffice.

Person A: "Do you even lift?"

Person B: "Nao clang!"

by livemau5 January 13, 2013

wang clang

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.

that wang clang really hurt

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Fetish Clang

The bundle of startling, confusing, alienating, distracting, and/or strange experiences associated with being a sexual fetishist in the presence of one's specific fetish interest while in a non-sexual context, as though a loud bell were suddenly ringing, that only the fetishist can hear.

As a clown fetishist, going to the circus always gives me fetish clang, because I feel like I'm watching live porn that no one else sees as being porn.

by anonymous June 27, 2021