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Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.
“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham
by Danoman January 4, 2021
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Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.
You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”
by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024
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clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"
"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"
by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024
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Clam Pong

A beer pong game invented by the girlies.

6 players. 2 teams of 3.

6 sets of 3 cups (in 2-1 formation) are placed on the long side of the table, 3 on one side 3 on the other. These are the clams. Each person gets a clam.

There are 3 balls in play. 2 clams on one team start with a ball; 1 clam on the other team starts with a ball. You can shoot at any clam on the other team. There are no turns; anyone can shoot any time a ball comes to them or they find one on the ground.

Once your clam is gone, you can seek redemption by bouncing a ball into another clam's cup. If you make it, you can bring one of your cups back. If you miss, you are out.

Once you are out, you can help your fellow clams retrieve balls for them to keep shooting.

The first team to lose all their clams loses.
Girlies!! Get in formation...It's CLAM PONG time!
by _miss_lyss February 6, 2025
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