A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.
Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.
Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.
Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.
by gruberfan April 24, 2010
Get the Claim Chowder mug.Basically its /e free but its on free ugc limiteds. Also used by dumbasses who dont know that /e stands for /emote.
by esguseta April 17, 2023
Get the /e claim mug.by angela April 16, 2005
Get the false claimer mug."We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me. "
"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
"I don't get what the hell you're talking about..."
"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder and you snort them up your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with 'propane'."
"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"
"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
"I don't get what the hell you're talking about..."
"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder and you snort them up your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with 'propane'."
"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"
by Dave718 January 16, 2008
Get the nose clams mug.Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Get the Clamslammer mug.1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams
Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams
Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019
Get the Steamed Clams mug.verb. The act of "claiming" a potential partner, meaning that person is off limits to any of your friends beacuse he/she is yours, but not making any moves or actions to get with the potential partner.
Herppette: Damn that boy is fine! I wanna make him mine!
Derp: You can't. Derpina claimed him two years ago.
Herpinson: She Vanessa-claimed him. You might as well go after him.
Herppette: Great! He's comeing over to my place to eat and I'm not talking food...
Derp: You can't. Derpina claimed him two years ago.
Herpinson: She Vanessa-claimed him. You might as well go after him.
Herppette: Great! He's comeing over to my place to eat and I'm not talking food...
by thegirlwithoutthedragontattoo November 18, 2012
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