Callahan Theory

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.

Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"

by MickWhop July 23, 2012

glass cellar

The area of the workforce that women don't want to be part of, such as digging, road construction, garbage dumping, etc. as oppose to glass ceiling jobs such as, being CEO, chairman, congressman, president, and all that good stuff. Due to political correctness, it's harder for men to get most medium paying jobs, so some are stuck under the glass cellar. basically men dominate both extremes of the spectrum.

They put more cracks in the glass ceiling than they did in the glass cellar.

by smashdummies December 24, 2012

Dusty Cellar

An older lady’s vagina

I’d like to clean the cobwebs off that dusty cellar.

by JoeJo Dancer March 31, 2015

Chillabrate

v. (chill-uh-brate): 1) to celebrate a significant event in a very relaxed manner; 2) to celebrate an insignificant event in an appropriately insignificant manner.

Instead of going out this New Years Eve to a loud club, I think some friends and I will just stay in and chillabrate.

When my co-worker comes back off her maternity leave, I'm going to buy her a burrito for lunch and chillabrate her return to work.

by FreeInKentucky December 31, 2011

down cellar

what new englanders say instead of "down in the cellar"

"go down cellar and empty the litterbox" or "what are you kids doing down cellar"

by romeolvr5997 May 3, 2009

Callate

Shut Up in Spanish. Hipsters are going to use it in few years probably because English is too mainstream.

Callate, Alfred. I have to focus to this beautiful composition. *sounds of tractor*

by NarcolepticKleptomaniac October 22, 2014

Chillah

A super chill motherfucker.

Guy 1: Eyyy, what Chillah up to?
Guy 2: I don't know man, lets call him up.
Guy 1: Fuck yeah, that guy's super chill.
Guy 2: Word

by JHoliday5 July 26, 2018