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Streatham and Clapham High

A school for slags which pretends to be posh but really is a public school deep down. The SLT are shit and the girls all pretend to act like roadmen but in reality all have a university fund.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their grey blazers and Nike shoes!
by SCHS slag October 23, 2017
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Ciaphas Cain

Ciaphas Cain is a servant of the Emperor of Mankind in the Warhammer 40k universe. A Commissar (aka political and tactical officer) most often serving with regiments of the Imperial Guard from the Ice Planet Valhalla. he is never to be found without his faithful aide Jurgen who has the ability to block psychic activity in addition to being stupid and smelly. Cain is a pathological and thinks little of himself. He is however a natural leader and excellent warrior and swordsman. He has an excellent and sarcastic sense of humor and loves to annoy all overly religious legalistic prats. Sometimes found in the employ of the Ordo Xenos Inquisitor Amberley Vail and is her sometimes lover. it should also be noted that he is an expert gambler and drinker. He tend to drink a lot of tanna (tea) and amisec (fine alcohol). He is persuasive and downplays his actions, typically with sarcasm and casual attitude. Also he counts "meat shields" between himself and the enemy and hates being shot at.
Ciaphas Cain is a hero of the emperium often when it suits Inquisitor Vail's needs.
by 3vil Angel February 24, 2010
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caphair

The type of hair formed from wearing a sports hat oftenly. It is round and flat at the top while curling upwards toward its ends. A usual look for athletes.
"Girl1: I hate it when guys have long hair. They look like dogs.

Girl2: Guys tend to grow their caphair in the winter to keep them warm. I think it looks sexy!!!"
by aileronrider07 March 22, 2009
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craphass

How to define a person that isn't quite a crapass, but not yet an ass. Usually said by accenting the "h" while watching the person's reaction.
"Christina, you're such a craphass!"
"Jessica, you're such a craphass!"
"Brandon, you're not a craphass, you're just a plain crapass."
by dontworryaboutitstud December 25, 2009
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craphack

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.
"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."
by WriterJHB November 11, 2012
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craphazardly

To force a bad solution into a existing problem only to move on from it
The team craphazardly came up with a definition that made little sense.
by Cowlesds May 12, 2016
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craphap

someone comes and eats out of your fucking fucking ass and poop it in a fucking bitch's fucking banana SOUP!
That big bitch is a craphap.
by epedety November 5, 2020
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