Butt Chutney

Fecal discharge of more robust composition than bum gravy, but less substantial than normal constituted turd. Rating approximately 5 on the Bristol Stool Chart.

Oh man I had such amazing butt chutney after the curry last night.

by itpro420 April 22, 2010

Alabama Chutney Vampire

When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.

Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good

by alabama_monkey October 3, 2013

triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!

Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!

by Grum May 24, 2006

Chutney Thunder

Farted and following through with chunks.
Also known as Chocolate Thunder.

Too late for a loo, my undercarriage just felt Chutney Thunder.

by Irene Samek May 21, 2003

chumley

The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.

She gave me the best chumley ever last night.

by ctfriend April 5, 2009

chumley brain

To be extraordinary stupid.

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.

by Kenzuko January 16, 2023

Chutney and Cheese

You put some cheddar cheese around your dick and then butt fuck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it...Bread, Cheese, and all.

You know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!

by lolwutnotme December 2, 2009