chundergust

the mess you make when the unexpected happens. i.e squirting milk out your nose when someone makes you laugh,
spitting your drink all over the place when someone makes an innapropriate comment at just the right time.
sharting.
dropping things when someone jumps out from behind you.

I saw a video of the weird thing chuck does with his girlfriend and chundergusted all over the place

by man-ho December 25, 2007

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jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014

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Thundercunt

A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.

Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....

by milkdud August 23, 2006

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thundercunting

When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.

Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol

by broocemoose January 14, 2014

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Thundercunt

The biggest and most cuntiest of all cunts. Generally, thundercunts are incredibly obese and have a portal to Hell in between their legs rather than a vagina.

Bob: Have you met the new girl?
Joe: You mean Meghan? Yeah, dude, she's a fucking thundercunt.

by JackamoTheThunderCuntSlayer February 4, 2009

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