chumpenomics

The study of chumps and their participation in public douchbaggery or their penchant for residing near the shores of Jersey. Also can be thought of as a study of their spending habits on hair product, fake tans, and clear sunglasses. You can easily identify them by their popped collar(s).

Person: "Hey, what's up man"
The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"
Person: "Your not making any sense..."
The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"
Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"

by Ando Commando February 23, 2009

Chimped

(Verb): To violently have genitals torn off
Taken from #2 attack move when chimpanzee's attack (#1 Ripping off Jaw #2 Tearing off of Genitals)

Susie really chimped the hell out of Randy when she found out he cheated on her

by AK_XXIII January 25, 2011

Travis the Chimped

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.

"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."

by jstruggs February 24, 2009

Chumpled

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them

Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.

by Waterking February 27, 2019

Chumper Dumper

The first thing you say when you knock someone on their ass.

*as you knock someone to the ground* CHUMPER DUMPER!

by J. Sabin/ J. Bernier April 4, 2008

Chumpdom

to be a chump; the act of being a sucker.

Calvin's chumpdom totally showed when he bought that Louis Vuitton man purse. Then he got complimented on it on the bus! Finally, his chumpdom proves to be useful...

by Shadrock & Lil' Limerick February 22, 2008

crumped

when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air

fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down

by livinlife April 12, 2008