Christophe

A strange European male who may or may not speak French. Usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside America care about. Likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.

" 'ello. Would you like to go to ze W hotel avec moi?"

"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"

by maamsir February 2, 2010

Christopholopholus

A Christopholopholus is someone that loves to steal pie from other people.

Oh My Word. There goes a Christopholopholus with my pie. Shoot.

by Christopher March 17, 2005

Christophobia

: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against Christian people

The amount of Christophobia in the media is alarming. They express an irrational hatred of Christians constantly.
That Christophobe was talking about Christians being against abortion.

by bryrenn January 16, 2024

Christophobia

Donald Trump just put an order in that protects Christians; it’s similar to Islamophobia and the Jewish people don’t have a name for it. but there is a lot of hatred toward this religion, now he added Christians to the list so call it christophobia like Islamophobia.

Man, I’ve never experienced Christophobia until I moved here and wow, do these people hate Christians and man they don’t play

by Harvardchick March 1, 2025

christophe sanchez

a mexican rappist

Christophe Sanchez rapped my girl

by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010

Christophof

Christophof's (Pronounced Kris-tof-of) are very rare, and there is only one known on the Earth. Sometimes the Christophof can be a chode but this only occurs about once a year. Christophof's are extraordinary fluffy, especially on his stomach area. A Christophof can sometimes talk random shit but they also often have something interesting to say. On top of all this a Christophof can make one hell of a cup of tea. To conclude, the Christophof is an all round awesome dude.

Dude: Wow, did you see that Christophof, he was really hairy?

by TheMonsterDudette January 18, 2012

christophe

Christophe is the best guys around, the most handsome guy, the most intelligent. they are rich as fuck, has a big cock, and blow their load in their girlfriend's face. Like short girl with a tight ass named sandra

Christophe for the win!

by jackftw October 6, 2017