Christophibia

Christophobia is obtained when you are afraid of people named Christopher, Chris, or any spelling/pronunciation of the name.

Reasons for Christophobia may include;
-Bad experiences with people named Chris
-A hatred for certain actors/actresses
-Siblings named Chris whom you dislike
-That one kid named Chris who bullied you in middle school

Girl 1: Chris tried touching my chest again! Third time this week!
Girl 2: That kid gives me major Christophibia.

by The Toad Game Player September 18, 2020

Christophilia

A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.

Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya

by SweetJesus2000 May 18, 2021

Christophi

Christophi is your average male human that gets average grades. Sleeps at 12 am and wakes up at 7. Theres nothing special with him. Theres no reason to be friends with him. He does have some but not alot. Also he loves eating oreo cookies

Lmao im such a christophi

by SuperIdolFarts November 21, 2021

Christophe

A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.

Oh look there's Christophe, to bad he's completely oblivious and a smart ass

by Opral December 17, 2021

Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker

Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.

by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

Christophe

A big testicled male with a seven inch cock who is six feet tall. Also, he enjoys bullying short Mexican women.

Christophe is a hot ass, six foot tall, seven inch dicked, large testicled motherfucker.

by yurvy scurvy February 9, 2022

Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.

-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe

by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022