Christohater

A person or group of persons that hate Christmas, nativity scenes, Christmas trees or other such traditions surrounding the birth of Jesus.

"Did you hear that someone tore up the public Nativity scene at the local park?"

"Yeah! It was done by a group of Christohaters!"

by Crusadir December 18, 2009

christofer

absolute bitch should never trust him plays with girls feelings and doesn’t care about anyone else except himself

christofer is a bitch

by hshabs April 22, 2020

christofact

When a person named Chris drops a dope-ass fact that seems really cool due the boring context it is presented in.

Damn, I hope we're gonna get us some nice, hot christofacts after the Kahoot.

CHRISTOFACT! CHRISTOFACT! CHRISTOFACT!

-ancient proverb

by whyhellothere321 November 5, 2018

christoferqvist

Men with the name listed above is always smarter than bother Henriks and Mellkers. And the fysikaliska apornas of an ChristoferQvist is always summary the best

Dame you lock like a ChristoferQvist

by Chrisse3Q December 13, 2016

Christofer Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe and will destroy any baseball players it lays eyes on

Your such a Christofer Robin

by Ah man October 23, 2019

christofer guerrero

a 15 year old kid from san jose california. he's a part of the mob and is known for his catchphrases, "shut up dik", "fuk yo hood", "assho", and the most famous "oowoo". he has two best friends jared and justin and a cat named tino. he loves wearing black bandanas and hates "scraps". he loves a beautiful girl named ali and always talks about her "dumb lil face".

kyle: is that christofer guerrero
destiny: yup. man that kid is cool.

by smoke weed eryday April 27, 2020

Christofori

(n.) A man of biblical proportions, both in personality and thigh girth.

Damn, that Rick is worth twice as much now that Christofori bled all over it.

by tolleyalways November 23, 2021